It's the end of the year so why not end it with a Top Ten list? These are ten fun ideas, theories, or terms that have entered the Jon lexicon in 2008. Without further ado, the list:
(1) The Persistence Theory
We've determined that persistence and proximity is the way to a girl's heart. I hope you'll agree.
(2) Intervention Teams
Everyone makes bad decisions in life, here's what needs to happen when your friends make one. Or fifty.
(3) My So-Called Life
Are the days slipping on by? Forget what you're doing year by year? Everything blending together? Try creating a life spreadsheet!
(4) Crossing the Streams
Do you like to mix your friend groups? Should you consider it? Maybe, maybe not.
(5) Man-ic Panic
Men in their late 20s are freaking out and taking drastic action to jump start or escape from their lives. It's a phenomenon.
(6) Fussy Buddy
Find out if you suck to be around. Debbie Downer? Fussy Buddy? Nobody calls you to hang out? Here's why. Also includes the term of the year: FOMO.
(7) Social Manipulation
Admit it, you like it when things go your way socially.
(8) Karaoke Set List
Don't sleep on the power of scripting your first few karaoke songs.
Life is too short not to have frenemies and enemies. Who's the Batman to your Superman? Who's your Lex Luthor?
(10) Relationship Worksheet
Makes for great conversation starters, reference charts, and overall analysis of what's wrong with you (them).